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(09-04-2023, 11:52 PM)Ramseys Wrote: And they wonder why no one is using it.

What alternative do we have?  The old security-hole laden software?  Zooville?  I think I'll take this demon over those other alternatives.

I mean it's not like the zoo community is going to bounce back anyways. I'll miss you all when this place vanishes, I ain't playin' elsewhere.
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Four legs good, two legs bad.
(G. Orwell)


It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed,

The hands acquire shaking,

The shaking becomes a warning.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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The bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say: “Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one-a more.”

“You foul-mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”

“Hey, coola-downa, lady,” said the man. “Imma justa teachin’ my fren’ howa to spella Mississippi.”
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Four legs good, two legs bad.
(G. Orwell)


It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed,

The hands acquire shaking,

The shaking becomes a warning.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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