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Zoophilize Words & Phrases - Eagle - 04-07-2018
Kinda similar to my pervifry breed names thread, but post "zooified" words and phrases as you think of them!
The Lord Is My Shepherd, I Shall Want Not = The Shepherd Is My Lord, I Shall Want Knot!
Animal Husbandry = Animal Wifery
Dogged Determination = Dogged Insemination
A Wink And A Nudge = A Wink And A Flick
Somebody Got Your Goat = Somebody Begot Your Goat
Zoophilize Words & Phrases - Saturnine - 04-07-2018
Goddamnit = Goatfuckit
Screwed the pooch = (unchanged)
Straight from the horse's mouth = Slipped into the mare's vagina
As sturdy as an ox = As sexy as a cow
Zoophilize Words & Phrases - heavyhorse - 04-07-2018
Dis-Daned: Who let the dog out?
Zoophilize Words & Phrases - heavyhorse - 04-07-2018
Un-cowed:
My present situation. . . . . .
Zoophilize Words & Phrases - Hiway - 04-07-2018
ScroteWeiler.
A Rottweiler that's got ahold of you by the balls!
Zoophilize Words & Phrases - heavyhorse - 04-07-2018
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1 hour ago, Hiway said:
ScroteWeiler.
A Rottweiler that's got ahold of you by the balls!
*Grabs crotch with both hands and runs like the wind*
Usually I don't let my cock get anywhere near critter teeth (see my post in "embarrassing things" thread ); but I have one Mastiff bitch that likes to take my dick/balls in her mouth afterwards, I feel her teeth but she's very careful, I've learned to trust her.
Zoophilize Words & Phrases - Eagle - 04-07-2018
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3 hours ago, heavyhorse said:
Usually I don't let my cock get anywhere near critter teeth (see my post in "embarrassing things" thread ); but I have one Mastiff bitch that likes to take my dick/balls in her mouth afterwards, I feel her teeth but she's very careful, I've learned to trust her.
I met a couple geldings whom did that ... lost a couple pubes but ....... wow oh wow ....... so much hot, wet, tongue, and .... if you've ever seen a horse draw water from a trough, you know they have suction power, and ...... yeaaaah ....
Zoophilize Words & Phrases - heavyhorse - 04-07-2018
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Just now, Eagle said:
I met a couple geldings whom did that ... lost a couple pubes but ....... wow oh wow ....... so much hot, wet, tongue, and .... if you've ever seen a horse draw water from a trough, you know they have suction power, and ...... yeaaaah ....
The only note I add about that is that there's a startle response in horses, that they clamp their jaws. They can't help it. I've seen a horse playing with a blanket startle himself and be unable to let go, even as he ran into a fence trying to escape from it. Running into a fence with your dick between his teeth is going to leave a mark that won't be better in the morning. . . . . .[img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/ohmy.png[/img]/emoticons/[email protected] 2x" title=":o" width="20" />
Zoophilize Words & Phrases - Eagle - 04-08-2018
It was entirely at the geldings' initiation. Have also enjoyed a couple frenchings.