Wrote this a while ago, so thought i would share. My attempt at humor lol.
HOW TO HAVE SEX WITH A MARE IN 30 STEPS<br style="color:rgb(40,40,40);font-family:helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br style="color:rgb(40,40,40);font-family:helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Step 1: Buy a Mare<br style="color:rgb(40,40,40);font-family:helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Step 2: Realize the horse you bought has only one hole in back …. not a mare … return stallion.<br style="color:rgb(40,40,40);font-family:helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Step 3: Buy new mare … checking 1st to make sure there are 2 holes in back .. check<br style="color:rgb(40,40,40);font-family:helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Step 4: Didn’t realize horses have horns ... neighbor says you...