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#71

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23 hours ago, HeartBeatOfTheBeast said:




Depends if the Rhino is in Heat.




This is so.




There's 2 sides to every story.  Maybe she IS in heat, and his eyes made promises that his dick couldn't deliver.... 


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#72

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#73

As always more delicious goats. When I buy a farm, I'll be sure to get some.

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#74

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#75

Yes Ramseys  there is a 'CARROT" in my pocket!!!

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#76

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#77


That last one. *chuckles* The rut is just starting here, and I swear you can almost smell the doe urine everywhere around the farm. The mares of course are peeing over several spots near the fence-lines at the far end where an old scrub apple grows..




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#78


That first one.  



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4 hours ago, silverwolf1 said:




The rut is just starting here,




  "That time" is also approaching for the rams.  At least they think so.  The old ram, who actually has duty to perform, remains calm.  The others are doing a lot of shoving.... 




 




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"I'm ready whenever you are....."




 


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#79


One Halloween night, a conversation took place between a father and his bastard son.




"Dad, I want to be a farmer when I grow up."




"Why's that, son?"




"So I can trick the neighbours into accepting me for who I am."




"What's that, son?"




"My father's son, a lover and a livestock tamer."




"That's endearing, son. What neighbours are you talking about?"




"They walk on 4 legs, and have names like Fluffy."




"You mean the animals, son?"




"They don't give me any treats. But they don't avoid or run away from me either."




"Halloween doesn't work like that, son."




"But bastards do. When you got no one, who you gonna call?"




"..."


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#80


EWEBUSTERS !




 




 




um, sorry .....  


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