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Posted by: threelegs - 04-18-2024, 08:49 PM - Forum: Zoo jokes, cartoons, fun & games
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Went for a walk with my new girlfriend
and we saw dogs mating.
She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
I replied: "He can smell she is ready . That's how nature works."
We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.
Again my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram know when the ewe is ready for sex?"
I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready."
We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow.
My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?"
I said: "Oh, yes; it's nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."
Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye.
She said: "Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19."
Surprised, "Why do you say that?" I asked her.
She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell."
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I have been considering dabbling in zoo related fiction for a long time and recently learned about this forum.
There don't seem to be a lot places to post zoosexual fiction, so I'm hoping joining here will give me a bit of a kick in the pants and more incentive to finally push forward on some projects.
I am otherwise not especially involved in the wider zoo community, and am unsure how talkative I may be overall. But I am happy there is a place to post my work, for anyone who may be interested in it.
Thank you for making a very welcoming community.
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