Jokes

[HeartBeatOfTheBeast]

On 2/7/2021 at 2:59 PM, threelegs said:




The one about the petting zoo ... I saw one set up inside a shopping mall, once, of all places. I remember there were goats, but can't recall what other critters they had. Anyway, all the critters were females, and ... I couldn't help noticing that all their vulvas looked like they had a few miles on them. Recent mileage.

I’d like to build a petting zoo for bestiality

I have a scheme

A dream harem

A sex menagerie ....

[heavyhorse]

11 hours ago, HeartBeatOfTheBeast said:




I’d like to build a petting zoo for bestiality

I have a scheme

A dream harem

A sex menagerie ....

That's called a livestock production farm.   




Home of sexually active animals.




Where folks can reasonably expect to see bitch boobs and high milage vulvas.




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[Ramseys]

17 hours ago, HeartBeatOfTheBeast said:




I’d like to build a petting zoo for bestiality

I have a scheme

A dream harem

A sex menagerie ....

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[heavyhorse]

24 minutes ago, Ramseys said:




<a class="ipsAttachLink" data-fileid="4282" href="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/file/attachment.php?id=4282">Sex Petting Zoo.mp4</a>

Audio only?  

[Ramseys]

4 hours ago, heavyhorse said:




Audio only?  

Yep. At least the copy I have. It was an mp3, but you can't up load mp3 here, so I made it an mp4.




 

[heavyhorse]

I did not know that-- 

[threelegs]

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all sitting in the waiting room waiting to see their OB/GYN.

The brunette turns to the group and says, “I’m pregnant and I’m having a boy”. The redhead asked her how she knows and the brunette tells her, “I was on top when we conceived”.

The redhead then says, “well in that case I’m going to have a girl because I was on the bottom”.

The blonde jumps up and starts screaming, “Oh God, I’m going to have puppies!”




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[Ramseys]

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[heavyhorse]

18 hours ago, threelegs said:




The blonde jumps up and starts screaming, “Oh God, I’m going to have puppies!”

Or worse, to my mind, a doggie-style litter of human babies.  Octuplets.  Like that.




*shudders*




 




 

[Ramseys]