Jokes

[threelegs]

[HeartBeatOfTheBeast]

6 hours ago, threelegs said:

I wish Furries were real!

[threelegs]

q: : On the morning of July 25th, did you walk from the farmhouse down the footpath to the cowshed?

a: : I did.

q: : And as a result, you passed within a few yards of the duck pond?

a: : I did.

q: : And did you observe anything?

a: : I did. (Witness remains silent.)

q: : Well, could you tell the Court what you saw?

a: : I saw George.

q: : You saw George *******, the defendant in this case?

a: : Yes.

q: : Can you tell the Court what George ******* was doing?

a: : Yes. (Witness remains silent.)

q: : Well, would you kindly do so?

a: : He had his thing stuck into one of the ducks.

q: : His "thing"?

a: : You know... His thing. His di... I mean, his penis.

q: : You passed close by the duck pond, the light was good, you were sober, you have good eyesight, and you saw this clearly?

a: : Yes.

q: : Did you say anything to him?

a: : Of course I did!

q: : What did you say to him?

a: : "Morning, George

[threelegs]

[Ramseys]

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[threelegs]

A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the United States Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.




It seemed that, after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males castrated, then let loose again...and thus the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's association by Sierra Club and USFS.




Well, all the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, an old boy in the back stood up, kicked his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand the problem." These coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep....they're eatin' 'em".

[threelegs]

On 2/21/2021 at 8:15 PM, HeartBeatOfTheBeast said:




I wish Furries were real!

Careful what you wish for ...
quigleyscabinet.blogspot [dot com] /2009/08/human-hybrids.html

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[threelegs]

And how does Cinderella know what pony pussy tastes like?