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threelegs
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#191
05-26-2021, 07:50 PM

A man was reported to the animal welfare authorities for feeding Viagra to his pet Labrador. The man is now banned from keeping any pets. And the Labrador is now a pointer.

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#192
06-05-2021, 04:56 PM

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#193
06-10-2021, 11:19 AM


 




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#194
07-08-2021, 06:32 AM


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#195
07-09-2021, 01:19 AM


What’s the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg?




You let the pit bull finish.


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#196
07-09-2021, 01:21 AM

Quote:
Just now, threelegs said:




What’s the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg?




You let the pit bull finish.




Of course, given the chance, I'd offer either one of them something they'd like better ...


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#197
07-16-2021, 11:28 AM


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#198
07-16-2021, 07:21 PM


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Not yet; your tail's in the way.


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#199
07-26-2021, 05:03 PM


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#200
07-31-2021, 08:56 PM


Q: Why don’t they teach driver’s education and sex education on the same day in Arab countries?




A: They don’t want to wear out the camel.

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After giving birth to sextuplets, a woman berated her husband: “I warned you what would happen if we did it doggie-style!”

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