10-04-2020, 07:53 PM
Soooo... I'm at this apple orchard today, and I see this really cute Golden bitch I just couldn't take my eyes off of. I mean, she was Hot! and she knew she was too! She was working to get my attention as much as she could from about a hundred feet away, flagging me and rolling over and such, and just being a pretty dog and though I wasn't "going for it" I was still drawn to watching intently. You just couldn't not.
Anyway.. I'm walkin' along, starin' at her 'cause I'm too dumb not to, oblivious to the fact that I've broken right through several bands of bright yellow "caution" tape and I drop straight down into an old dug well in front of the Owner and several others who're yellin' at me to watch out! As they're pullin' me out I glance up at the dog, now sitting and swishing that long silky tail on the ground, and notice there's no-one or nothing else in her direction I could claim to have been watching when the farmer pipes in with a "Do ya want her number? HAHAHA!"
I can't be embarrassed. I limped over and petted her, winked at the farmer and left...without my apples.
silverwolf
