05-23-2021, 07:51 PM
Little Johnny and his dad were walking through the park one day when Johnny noticed two dogs humping. “What are those two dogs doing, Dad?” asked Johnny.
“They’re making puppies,” replied his father.
That evening at home, Johnny was awoken by noises coming from his parents’ bedroom. He went to investigate and caught them having sex.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
His father replied: “We’re making you a little brother or sister.”
“Well, can you flip her over?” said Johnny. “Because I’d rather have a puppy.”
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Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm and when they came to the corral, he explained: “That’s a bull and a cow, and he’s serving her.”
Shortly afterwards, they saw two horses. Grandpa told Johnny: “That’s a stud and a mare, and he’s serving her, too.”
That night at supper, after everyone was settled and grace was said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said: “Will you please serve the turkey?”
Little Johnny jumped up and yelled: “If he does, I’m eating a hamburger!”
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