05-24-2021, 05:42 AM
Little Johnny’s mother decided it was time to sit him down and tell him about the birds and the bees. So she told him all about how babies are created. Afterwards he was uncharacteristically silent.
“Do you understand all the things I’ve told you?” asked his mother.
“Yes, I think so,” said little Johnny.
“Any questions at all?”
“There is one thing. How are kittens and puppies made?”
“In exactly the same way as babies.”
“Wow!” exclaimed little Johnny. “My dad will fuck anything!”
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