08-28-2021, 06:18 PM
Winter was nearly here and lazy Bear hadn't yet bothered to build a den. While searching for a home he stumbled upon Fox putting the finishing touches on his. "Well well! This looks cozy, thanks for building me my new home Fox, now scram!"
"B-b-but, that's not fair! I've spent weeks on this thing, you c-c-can't!" stammers Fox. "You should at least pay me some rent!"
"Rent? Hahahaha, rent my ass!", Bear laughs as he climbs in and get's ready for bed. "Now go away or I will I eat you." And with that, Bear curls up and goes to sleep.
A few months later, on the 1st day of spring, Bear woke groggily from his long sleep. The first thing he noticed was that his asshole was in pain. Looking back over his shoulder he sees Raccoon zipping up his pants! With an angry growl he grabbed Raccoon by the neck. "The fuck do you think you're doing???".
Gasping, Raccoon squeeks " .... ahhhh, Fox said it was OK, I paid him five bucks to have a go."
"WHAT?!" Bear roared, "that damn Fox! Well you stupid bastards shouldn't have waited so long, I ALWAYS wake up on the first day of spring."
"I knew I should have come earlier," whimpered Raccoon, "but the line was always so long..."