09-08-2021, 01:06 AM
Little Red Riding Hood was told to look out for the wolf,
so she’s really vigilant; she walks through the forest and she spots an eye through the bush and she says: “I see you Mr Wolf!”
The wolf runs away. She goes deeper in the forest and she spots the wolf’s ears: “I see you Mr. Wolf!”
The wolf runs away, but Little Red Riding Hood goes deeper in the forest and spots one foot: “I see you Mr. Wolf!”
All of a sudden the wolf screams back “Damn it, Little Red Riding Hood, go away! I’m trying to take a shit!”