09-08-2021, 01:20 AM
A group of friends decide to get together and go on a hunting trip in Georgia to get away for a few days. The arrangements are made and a few days later they are being picked up by their guide 'Bubba' at the airport and off to the hills of Georgia they go.
Bubba decides to hold a little church call before they take off on the hunt. "Now, you city boys be real careful with them thar guns and don't go shooting each other in the foot and don't shoot nothing till I tell ya its all right. Now listen up real good to this here, you see them bunch of Hound dogs over there, well the hound in the front is Old Blue. He leads the hounds on the hunt and is the best hunting hound in the U.S. of A. He is priceless but he got one BIG defect, he was born with a real double strong sex drive and tools to match, so don't be bending over in front of him, or if you have take a dump in the woods you let me and the boys know so we can tie him up with a big rope... O.K. that's it, come on."
About a mile up the road Old Blue and the hounds have treed a big raccoon and everyone is anxious to shoot it.
"Ah, let's let Old Blue have him," hollers Bubba.
"What do mean by that?" all the group reply at the same time.
"Well looky here, I'll show ya." he grabs a long pole out of the back of his pick-up truck and knocks the raccoon out of the tree. As everybody watches in amazement, Old Blue jumps on the raccoon and screws him to death! Well, Bubba throws the coon in the back of the truck and the hunt goes on.
Right away Old Blue and the hounds tree a bobcat, and again Bubba grabs the pole and shouts, "Let Old Blue have him." Old Blue again puts on a spectacular performance and screws the bobcat to death.
By this time the group of hunters are staring in awe at Old Blue, but they are also getting a little irritated at Bubba because they had all paid $500.00 to go on the hunt, and so far, hadn't fired a shot.
Finally Bubba gives in. "O.K. boys, the next thing they tree, yall can shoot it."
Sure enough, a bit further down the road, Old Blue and the crew tree a three-hundred-pound black bear. "O.K., have at him, boys."
Well, the city boys not being very good shots, keep shooting and shooting and the bear keeps climbing higher up the tree. Finally someone gets in a lucky shot and kills the bear but he is stuck between two tree limbs and doesn't fall to the ground.
"Dammit!" Bubba kicks the ground. "Now I gotta climb up there and kick him loose."
Up the tree he goes, but the old bear is stuck pretty good and is really heavy. Bubba gives a real hefty jerk but loses his grip on the bear. With his arms waving wildly trying to gain his balance, he knows he isn't going to make it and he's ground bound. He screams,
"SHOOT OLD BLUE, SHOOT OLD BLUE!!!"
