05-22-2022, 06:02 PM
The UN is in session and the three major superpowers, the US, Russia, and China are trying to out do each other's achievements.
The US says "We have a missile that could reach any point on Earth with amazing precision and destroy it."
Everyone else starts chattering in disbelief and the UN moderator finally questions the statement. Under pressure the US says "Well... It will land within 1 foot of the target." Everyone seems satisfied with the answer.
Russia says "We have a missile that could go into space, go hypersonic, and comeback into Earth and kill our target with maximum efficiency." Again people start questioning how unbelievable this sounds. Russia then says "Well... It will destroy it's target with a precision of about 7 inches."
The Chinese spokes person comes up with a grin in his face and says "We have a missile that could go the dark side of the moon, land, collect a sample of the soil and then continue to destroy your country." Everyone is stunned by this and start questioning the statement. The Chinese finally concede and say "Well... It will land within 3 inches of the target."
Kim Jong-Un, furious that no one is paying attention to him and the fact that he has been completely outdone, screams out "I have a goat that could give birth through its anus!"
People go, wtf is he saying? Even his own people are questioning his statement. The US ask him "How is this relevant and, even if it were, there is no such thing as a goat giving birth through its anus!"
Kim, knowing that he is on the spot, squirming in his seat and sweating like a horse, finally says "Well... Not exactly through its anus, but within a margin of error of 1 inch."
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