06-15-2022, 05:42 PM
There was this farmer, Farmer John, who had a prize-winning bull.
Unfortunately, at the beginning of the breeding season, the bull had no interest in mating. Couldn't get it up at all.
Farmer John called Bill the veterinarian to come out and look at the bull. Bill checked the bull all over and said, "Well, there is nothing physically wrong with the bull. This problem must be psychological."
Farmer John asked, "What can I do, doc? If I don't get this bull mating soon, I'll have no calves in the spring, and my farm will be in ruins."
Bill the vet said, "There is one thing you could try, but it's an experimental treatment and highly controversial."
Farmer John said, "I'll try anything."
Bill the vet said, "Okay, what you need to do is show this bull porn for a good solid week. If he sees enough porn, that might give him the motivation he needs to breed."
So Farmer John puts the bull in his stall and sets up a projector showing PornHub 24 hours a day for a full week. Just non-stop hardcore action playing in the bull's stall.
After the week is over, Bill the vet comes back to the farm to see the bull released into the field of suitors.
Farmer John lets the bull outta the stall, and sure enough, the bull runs out into the field and mounts the first cow he sees, just giving it to her.
Farmer John and Bill the vet are hooting and hollering that their 24/7 PornHub plan worked. Just as the bull is about to impregnate the cow, and the men are going to pop the champagne on a successful breeding season, the bull pulls out, runs up in front of the cow and comes all over her face.