08-31-2022, 07:34 PM
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death.
After a long life together , the wife was the first to die and true to her words, she made first contact.
W: "Darling. Darling."
H: "Is that you my love?"
W: "Yes , I've come back like we agreed"
H : "That's wonderful! What is it like in the afterlife? Is there sex?"
W: "Well, as soon as I get up in the morning, I have sex. After sex and breakfast it's off to the these green pastures with an amazing crystal lake.
Thereafter I bathe in the warm sun and have sex a couple more times.
Then I have lunch, you'd be proud - lots of greens.
After lunch, it's back to the pastures again.
Then it's more sex until late at night.
I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
H : "Oh wow! Are you in Heaven?"
W: "No, I'm a goat somewhere in the Middle East ”