10-06-2022, 01:24 AM
A young man, decided to leave behind the big city and become a sheep herder. His noises complex city life now replaced with months of seclusion in the distant mountains alone with just his thoughts and sheep. In the high mountains he found three older shepherds with their large flock of sheep and asked them to teach them all they knew. The shepherds agreed. and the young man spent the next week with them.<br style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;font-size:14px;text-align:left;" /><br style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;font-size:14px;text-align:left;" />One evening by the fire he asked, "So how do you guys get by with no women around here?"<br style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;font-size:14px;text-align:left;" /><br style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;font-size:14px;text-align:left;" />Said one of the men, "Why, with so many sheep around, who needs women?"<br style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;font-size:14px;text-align:left;" /><br style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;font-size:14px;text-align:left;" />The youngster shuddered: "Yak! How horrible! How can you…?"<br style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;font-size:14px;text-align:left;" /><br style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;font-size:14px;text-align:left;" />The three men only smiled and said nothing.<br style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;font-size:14px;text-align:left;" /><br style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;font-size:14px;text-align:left;" />Another week passed and one morning the young man realized that the tension in his groin had grown unbearable. He remembered what the men had said, and looking at the sheep, thought, "Why not..."<br style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;font-size:14px;text-align:left;" /><br style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;font-size:14px;text-align:left;" />He chose a moment when none of the older shepherds were around, and grabbed one of the nearest sheep, and started to hump her in earnest. Just then the other showed up and seeing him in such a state burst out laughing.<br style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;font-size:14px;text-align:left;" /><br style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;font-size:14px;text-align:left;" />"What? What?" the youth shouted. "You told me that what you do yourselves!"<br style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;font-size:14px;text-align:left;" /><br style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;font-size:14px;text-align:left;" />"Sure we do. But to choose the ugliest one in the flock!"