Advice for newbies

[Eagle]

Nope, that doesn't cut it.  You're not even thinking your yammering through, not applying your own logic to your own trolling, and you go to the point of inventing claims of what I said (re-read your first reply on this thread, then check your specific claims of what I said with my actual OP.  They don't match up -- you committed forgery by ascribing statements to me that I never actually made).