05-15-2018, 01:47 AM
Several years ago a friend and neighbor got seriously sick about the same time I did. We decided to pool our equine responsibilities as we were largely out of sync in our hospital stays. His contribution to the "pool" was a mini mule. She loved him but wouldn't have a thing to do with anyone else. She would carefully take treats from me but never got close enough to touch.
A few months ago he passed so I have inherited a mini jenny. A few days ago I was petting the horses and she came up and wedged her way into the group hug. (She has always been able to go through the cross fences at will.) I scratched her back a little and she got very friendly. Then she maneuvered herself around so her butt was against me so I gave her a good butt scratching. (Equines always like that. Right?) She leaned back into me until she was stepping on my feet so I spread my legs out to get out of her way. WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! She started ramming her butt into my crotch.
We were in a very publicly visible part of the place so I could do much but a wiggle around until the area between us was shadowed and a stuck my hand down with a finger out. Yep, she felt it, backed right on to it, and stayed there. I looked up and my stud was standing there 10 feet away with a "ready to go" erection so he thought it was sexual too. I got out of there before anyone noticed what was going on.
This friend had had this mule for at least 10 years that I know of. No small children. No cart. Just a little (JRH-NBR) jenny standing around getting fat. So I think I just missed a chance to have an IRL Zoo friend right at home.
