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16 hours ago, heavyhorse said:
Used to be. Until I saw pics taken from above of MY FARM, good enough resolution to be able to count the baby lambs. No more "outdoors behind the barn" for me-- !
BTW, the gun oil I tried was crap, stuck parts warm or cold. I have used Mobil 1 (that's right, 10w30 full synthetic motor oil) for my "all weather" 9mm critter assasinator. Works great in the truck too . . . . [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/biggrin.png[/img]/emoticons/[email protected] 2x" title=":D" width="20" />
Client: "Err, I was just helping my dog that was choking onto a bone"
Accuser: "So that's why you were pushing her from behind repeatedly"
Client: "Well yes"
Accuser: "Can you explain why you were naked?"
Client: "Well I was in the bathroom when I heard the noise so I went out, didn't have time to pick up on some clothes"
Accuser: "And what's this sticky substance"
Client: "Soap, it's soap, it's high in glycerin... good for the skin... see, keeps it shiny"
Accuser: "So let me see if I get this right, you were in the bathroom, heard your dog choking with a bone, run out without time to pick op the clothes, covered in high glycerin soap and started humping the dog from behind to get the dog to stop choking and it that specific instance our mapping plane happened to take a snapshot of what should have been seconds of action?"
Client: "Well... yes..."
Lawyer: Come on that was clearly invasion of privacy, Miss Ring obviously misinterpreted the situation and in fact just invaded the personal space of my client.
Accuser: Oh well, it's airspace...
Judge: Miss Ring, Mrs Jonhson, it's enough, I think I've come to a conclusion from all of this.
*Suspense*
- Commercial Break -
[img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/laugh.png[/img]/emoticons/[email protected] 2x" title="xD" width="20" /> well I got to use some gun oil that was pretty much made to work in the artic so it works pretty damn well, I guess it's different in the USA.
Oh btw, [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/mellow.png[/img]/emoticons/[email protected] 2x" title=":|" width="20" /> I think things are rolling after all, I am getting nervous; I might be getting a dog... not this year, but next year after all.
