05-28-2018, 11:18 AM
First, you should always get the dog that you will be happy with and will be happy with you. Sex is something that happens 0.02% of the time. Get the rest of your collective lives right first.
Second, sex has millions of possible permutations. You may not be able to take all of him. . . . right away. . . . or ever, but that does not that neither of you will ever have a mind blowing orgasm. There are creative solutions. You could even strap a shortened A/V to your butt and let him knot with that while the part that ejaculates is sticking six inches up your butt.
But I have faith in the flexibility of life. Your guts are only anchored on the ends. The rest just kind of floats and wriggles around inside of you. It has to be down carefully to assure a lack of kinks but the potential for depth is the distance between your anus and your diaphragm. Dogs are convenient because the part that gets big stays in your rectum where stretching is easiest. Your colon just needs enough of that curve moved to allow his extra length an easy place to go.
You want a tool for stretching that is cheap, private, and just right for you? Obtain some plastic pipe with end caps, some hard epoxy cement, a knife, and some sandpaper. Learn to shape your desire and you will have exactly what you need for pennies and no packages to explain.
