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2 hours ago, caikgoch said:
First, you should always get the dog that you will be happy with and will be happy with you. Sex is something that happens 0.02% of the time. Get the rest of your collective lives right first.
Second, sex has millions of possible permutations. You may not be able to take all of him. . . . right away. . . . or ever, but that does not that neither of you will ever have a mind blowing orgasm. There are creative solutions. You could even strap a shortened A/V to your butt and let him knot with that while the part that ejaculates is sticking six inches up your butt.
But I have faith in the flexibility of life. Your guts are only anchored on the ends. The rest just kind of floats and wriggles around inside of you. It has to be down carefully to assure a lack of kinks but the potential for depth is the distance between your anus and your diaphragm. Dogs are convenient because the part that gets big stays in your rectum where stretching is easiest. Your colon just needs enough of that curve moved to allow his extra length an easy place to go.
You want a tool for stretching that is cheap, private, and just right for you? Obtain some plastic pipe with end caps, some hard epoxy cement, a knife, and some sandpaper. Learn to shape your desire and you will have exactly what you need for pennies and no packages to explain.
Yes that's the thing, I know that the partner I need is a big dog; for me sex is just a small part but it's something that I really want to enjoy together just to, ehm, I want him to see me as his mate and I want to satisfy his desires.
But overall the life fit with an active, large dog, is just too good, even when asking online I always get husky, malamute, gsd, golden, st bernard, a wide range of large shepperds, and mutt; I am a very active person, having an active, strong, cold-withstanding dog to explore and spend cold nights with would be the nicest feeling; and that's why, they always end up being large dogs, a chihuahua (for example) would literally be killed by my lifestyle in a day or two, try exploring the forest at -26C, which I find lovely... (and slightly sexy), and omg if he can cuddle me and he is warm that's literally so nice because we could lay on a rock in the middle of a frozen landscape, and awww... how lovely that is, and I am worried, scared, that I won't be able to be intimate with him, because a big dog is my life fit; I know sex is a small part overall, but I really want him to see me as his mate regardless, so I really want to be able to do everything.
Somehow I read about this mixed breed called utonagan, which is a combination of the dogs I liked the most, the GSD, malamute and husky; and I am still wondering, because the description is too good to be true, wolf looking, GSD acting, very social, cold withstanding, increased resistance to genetic problems; but it's not a popular breed and that makes me wonder how accurate the description even is.
Oh god I rather not make my own toy, [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/laugh.png[/img]/emoticons/[email protected] 2x" title="xD" width="20" /> it sounds like I'd make something pretty awkard, there has to be vendors somewhere in the EU.
