05-28-2018, 03:28 PM
Plastic pipe, end caps, epoxy... sounds like the beginning of a mad bomber recipe. [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/ohmy.png[/img]/emoticons/[email protected] 2x" title=":o" width="20" />
But seriously, I personally don't understand what the preoccupation with anal sex is all about among zoo guys. Sure, I've tried it, mostly in the pre - Internet days. It goes without saying, of course, that it's beyond intimate, but I never got much out of it and found it to be quite uncomfortable. After the first minute or two, my dog looked as though he'd rather be having a root canal. Without any anesthetic. Once the dog unloads into your guts, you have had the equivalent of an enema. You had better be no more than a short sprint from an unoccupied toilet.
Male dogs are quite versatile and there are so many other things you can do with them. Personally, I like to suck them, but that's obviously not everyone's cup of tea (or a quite different beverage in this case.)
There's also docking. If you're not familiar with the term, it's the insertion of a human penis into an animal's sheath. Works best if the dog is large and/or you are not. However, some dogs love it, others HATE it and won't allow it, still others tolerate it but go all submissive and then it's no fun. Better done with the dog standing (you might need to get creative with your position) rather than on his back as seen in the commercial videos. The really fun part is if the dog ejaculates as soon as you do. Had that happen a few times, messy but nice. They seem to be sensitive to their partner's orgasm.
I have known a couple of bigger male dogs who would lie on top of me (with me naked and on my back), press their "junk" against mine and hump away. One seemed to prefer to have his back feet on the ground so we did it on a bed with my legs hanging off the end. Talk about messy! Yes, any type of sexual activity with an intact male dog makes a mess. When they first start getting excited, they tend to drip all over, even before you touch them.
When all else fails, there's the good, old fashioned hand job. I start with a nice cuddle and some kissing , then a little groping and squeezing, then grab him behind the knot and stroke away, preferably while performing the same service on yourself with the other hand. There's that mess again! Most dogs will happily clean up their own mess and usually yours, too. I have a neutered dog who still enjoys a hand job and with neutered boys there's no mess. He does ask me to do it from time to time.
Sometimes, you need to do like in the Bad Old Days before the Internet and experiment on your own to figure out what works for both of you.
Play nice, have fun and be careful no one gets hurt!
