06-12-2018, 08:19 PM
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20 minutes ago, threelegs said:
Go out in the woods and throw rocks at a bear. Better yet, find a mamma with cubs and try to grab one.
Or go to the party shop and rent a creepy Clown suit. Then walk along any major highway.
Or stand behind a cow in heat, then go to the bull pen.
There's "A million ways to die in the west".