Hello.

[covfefelake]

I will find the manure and keep it secret, keep it safe.




 




In seriousness.




 




I'm kind of a jokester.  If I say something offensive to zoos, I say it because I like you.  And that in my mind, you have just transitioned from joke territory to actually existing.




I know you are real and deal with some serious issues in our society.  And frankly, as a liberal arts major I find that fucking unjust on so many levels.  I would protest it but people will probably beat me up and I am weak and skinny.




So if I offend any of you ever, I apologize.  I am trying to apply a filter, but it's coarse grained and full of holes.  I'm still trying.  If a pebble hits you in the eye, remember, I love you.