07-09-2018, 01:13 AM
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9 hours ago, shortleash said:
come on guys...cows make more noises than moo moo and moo....and then there are the farts...with their special notes...
Well, see, "Moo" is the English translation from the native Bovid. As above, it loses a lot of the nuances in translation, and certainly in print. Example:
Moo: Hello!
Moo: Welcome!
Moo: Do you have goodies?
Moo: Where are the others?
Moo: Stay calf.
Moo: Come calf.
Moo: Got milk?
Moo: Want milk?
Moo: Bull me!
Moo: Are you ordering from Amazon today?
See? All looks the same in print, you have to be there......
And cow farts are more inclined to be silent but deadly. Certainly not the wide range and expressiveness of horse farts.
