09-08-2018, 04:12 AM
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5 hours ago, zemlya said:
A poor Russian peasant wanted to marry the daughter of a wealthy merchant, and the merchant said he could as long as he could pass a test to prove he would be a worthy husband. The poor peasant agreed and inquired about the test, and the merchant gave him three tasks to complete by sundown. They were:
1. Drink an entire bottle of vodka
2. Wrestle a bear to the ground
3. Prove his manhood by fucking the woman's mother
The man begins by finishing off the bottle of vodka and then he heads over to a nearby bear cave where thumping, rustling, and occasionally a cry or a growl is heard. He exits the bear cave scratched up but victorious, and full of adrenaline he nearly yells, "Man, that was exhilarating. Bring on that old hag you want me to fight."
Tha-aa-t's gonna leave a mark.....