09-30-2018, 09:09 PM
I can't help being a little suspicious of these guides. They don't portray real situations very well and basically suggest that keeping a farm animal is no more difficult than owning a bicycle--something you can just ride whenever you like, and not have to think about otherwise. That first one (with men and sows) is maybe 15% usable information and the rest is low-grade porn. Then there's the woman who fucks her dogs every day (on the big farm, she says)--plus whatever sex she has with the rest of her livestock ... when does she ever do farm chores?
Where are the cautionaries about the logistics of such a hook-up? There's bound to be a fool somewhere who will just drive out until they see pigs and then stop and ask if he can fuck one--or just hop the fence and try it. Where are the warnings about hooves? And, as heavyhorse mentioned, teeth? It's like the joke about safe sex with horses--meaning steel-toed boots and a crash helmet.
I wouldn't say to take these down, but they need to be updated with a lot of practical information, a decent anatomical tutorial of each animal, and something about their psychology and personality quirks.
Maybe add an overall cautionary to stop and think: What could possibly go wrong? Followed by a list of the worst outcomes.
I can't have a farm animal on my little half-acre; the neighbors would come over and say, "What are you going to do with it?" and I wouldn't have a sensible answer, other than, "Go broke soon." So, yeah, mention expense of upkeep, too.
