"New research isn´t necessary". Yeah, professor doctor Caikgoch has spoken, the one who tops all scientists in all sciences, even if he hasn´t studied psych...
"Consent is (...) a red herring".. Yeah, because there´s only two categories, humans and lifeless property. Yeah, nothing else. And let´s just affirm society that we zoos do indeed hold the belief that animals are barely more than dildos and fleshlights by totally negating the responsibilities that are included if you "own" an animal. I guess Caikgoch is alreadly headin´ straight to the Supreme Court or to The Hague to offer his epochal findings and winning the day for all of us. What a hero. Nevermind if these stoopid outsiders babble about "There´s a huge difference in owning lifeless property and animals" , that´s just nitpicking. Oh, glorious days that lie ahead of us, with such a brave hero lighting our path...
If you find satire somewhere in my reply, you can keep it...
