A question from a fellow zoo

[caikgoch]

You could save yourself a lot of time if you really did read that guide.     I've been doing this for more than fifty years now and tied many thousands of times.   




A "tennisball" is not difficult at all for an average human because it goes in small then expands.     That's why you hear so many reminders not to pull it out once the tie has been made.      I've had several St Bernards over the years and they almost always tied well enough to hang from if one of us stumbled.     That's a large grapefruit sized knot.      My avatar has spent some time in there too.




You don't need lube when the dog is sliding it into the soft warm interior of your body.    Your dry hands with fingerprint ridges are a completely different subject.     They can hurt him or even abrade his skin until it bleeds.




The answers to these and many questions that you don't even know to ask yet are in that guide.