Jokes

[heavyhorse]

2 hours ago, threelegs said:




Not exactly a joke, but:




Don’t do anything that you’re not prepared to explain to a paramedic.

Or the fuzz.




Not a joke at all.  Pretty serious matter.  Think with your big head and not with your little head.  15 minutes is not worth your life.  

[Ramseys]

On 7/3/2020 at 9:09 PM, HeartBeatOfTheBeast said:




I love Ramseys goat pictures. Keep them coming!

I'd like to. But last few days I keep getting an error message that says the site can't process the request. [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/angry.png[/img]/emoticons/[email protected] 2x" title=">:(" width="20" />

[HeartBeatOfTheBeast]

4 hours ago, Ramseys said:




I'd like to. But last few days I keep getting an error message that says the site can't process the request. [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/angry.png[/img]/emoticons/[email protected] 2x" title=">:(" width="20" />

You are probably using too much internet "ramwidth" (bandwidth).

[threelegs]

I haven't had sex in so long I forgot how to moan.




What if I fuck up and bark?

[Ramseys]

[heavyhorse]

Those are some seriously awkward horns on "asparagus".   At least I guess horns; they seem to be growing hair (?).  




I wonder if she ever gets those stuck in the fence....  

[HeartBeatOfTheBeast]

On 7/10/2020 at 4:14 PM, heavyhorse said:




Those are some seriously awkward horns on "asparagus".   At least I guess horns; they seem to be growing hair (?).  




I wonder if she ever gets those stuck in the fence....  

I knew a horse that would always get her hoof stuck in the gate. Why she got it stuck after the fifth time, I'll never know

[heavyhorse]

6 hours ago, HeartBeatOfTheBeast said:




I knew a horse that would always get her hoof stuck in the gate. Why she got it stuck after the fifth time, I'll never know

I knew a guy, borrowed a jack to breed his jennies.  Got his head stuck in the gate and strangled.  




He said that the jack suddenly got very valuable when he had to pay for him.... 

[HeartBeatOfTheBeast]

20 hours ago, heavyhorse said:




I knew a guy, borrowed a jack to breed his jennies.  Got his head stuck in the gate and strangled.  




He said that the jack suddenly got very valuable when he had to pay for him.... 

One jack's junk is another man's pleasure.

[Ramseys]

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