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threelegs
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#101
10-19-2020, 10:06 PM

I had a dream that I was having sex with a chicken in an elevator...

It was wrong on so many levels.

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HeartBeatOfTheBeast
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#102
10-20-2020, 12:15 AM

Quote:
2 hours ago, threelegs said:




I had a dream that I was having sex with a chicken in an elevator...

It was wrong on so many levels.




Was it's head also cutoff??!!


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HeartBeatOfTheBeast
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#103
10-20-2020, 02:09 AM

Quote:
4 hours ago, threelegs said:




I had a dream that I was having sex with a chicken in an elevator...

It was wrong on so many levels.




I finally figured out the joke! I'm a slow learner...


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heavyhorse
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#104
10-20-2020, 07:19 AM

Quote:
5 hours ago, HeartBeatOfTheBeast said:




I finally figured out the joke! I'm a slow learner...




Slow and steady wins the race.




 




 




Unless you're a buck deer.  Or a ram.  Or, well, ya' know.....  


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#105
11-04-2020, 11:55 AM

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Ramseys
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#106
11-13-2020, 12:44 AM

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heavyhorse
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#107
11-13-2020, 03:31 PM


That last guy just got oral from a cow......




 




 




 




(....... For the new guys: a cow's tongue is basically a 80-grit surface grinder....)


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threelegs
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#108
11-13-2020, 08:25 PM

HERE'S A TIP FOR YOU, SUNNY!


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#109
11-16-2020, 11:10 AM

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#110
11-20-2020, 11:55 PM

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