A man was reported to the animal welfare authorities for feeding Viagra to his pet Labrador. The man is now banned from keeping any pets. And the Labrador is now a pointer.
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What’s the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg?
You let the pit bull finish.
Q: Why don’t they teach driver’s education and sex education on the same day in Arab countries?
A: They don’t want to wear out the camel.
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After giving birth to sextuplets, a woman berated her husband: “I warned you what would happen if we did it doggie-style!”
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