Jokes

[heavyhorse]

 

On 1/20/2022 at 11:00 AM, shortleash said:



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 put the sheep's two hind legs in your boots, I believe you're better off throwing the sheep's front legs over your shoulders. Otherwise you're going to miss out on all the kissing...



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Works better if you have the sheep's 2 hind legs in the crook of your elbows.....

[threelegs]

HOW'D YOU KNOW?

[heavyhorse]

A little drool is all it takes-- 

[shortleash]

Hello everyone! I'm a scientist and I am researching bestiality between humans and dogs.


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I will be in my Lab if you need me.

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[shortleash]

What's the difference between a taxidermist and someone who practices bestiality?


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One stuffs and then mounts the animal; the other mounts and then stuffs it.

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[threelegs]

[threelegs]

Are you sure it was accidental?




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[Hiway]

17 hours ago, threelegs said:




Are you sure it was accidental?




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What's the safe word?




 




Aflac... AFLAC !!!




 




 




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[threelegs]

What is that black and white creature with the floor-length fur coat?