Jokes

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They do look like a fun bunch.

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!




https://e621.net/posts/3710704?q=order%3Arank

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A little girl was leading her dog through the park when an old man stopped her, saying, "That's sure a pretty dress you're wearing."




The little girl smiled, "Thank you, Sir. My mama bought it for me. This is my dog, Porky."




The old man chuckled, "I'll bet a nickel I can guess why you called him that."




She shook her head, "I'll bet you can't."




He laughed, "You called him Porky because he's so fat."




She shook her head. "No Sir, we call him that because he screws pigs."

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Hey, wait--that dog's not fat at all!


<a class="ipsAttachLink" href="//www.zoowg.org/applications/core/interface/file/attachment.php?id=4797">Dog tied with pig .mp4</a>

[elshara]

Maybe said dog just really likes the idea of making bacon.

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This guy goes into a bar looking real depressed and orders a drink. As soon as it hits the bar, the man shoots it down and orders another.




The sympathetic bartender asks, "Any thing you want to talk about?"




The depressed man replies "Well for the last couple months, I suspected my wife was cheating on me. So today, I took the day off work to follow her. When I came home for lunch, I caught her screwing my best friend."




"Wow," replied the bartender. "If you don't mind me asking, what do you say to your best friend in that situation?"




The man replied, "Well, I looked him right in the eye, and I yelled, BAD DOG!"

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