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Zoophilize Words & Phrases
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04-07-2018, 06:27 AM
Kinda similar to my pervifry breed names thread, but post "zooified" words and phrases as you think of them! The Lord Is My Shepherd, I Shall Want Not = The Shepherd Is My Lord, I Shall Want Knot! Animal Husbandry = Animal Wifery Dogged Determination = Dogged Insemination A Wink And A Nudge = A Wink And A Flick Somebody Got Your Goat = Somebody Begot Your Goat 
04-07-2018, 06:51 AM
Goddamnit = Goatfuckit Screwed the pooch = (unchanged) Straight from the horse's mouth = Slipped into the mare's vagina As sturdy as an ox = As sexy as a cow 
04-07-2018, 03:34 PM
ScroteWeiler. A Rottweiler that's got ahold of you by the balls! 
04-07-2018, 05:00 PM
Quote: *Grabs crotch with both hands and runs like the wind* Usually I don't let my cock get anywhere near critter teeth (see my post in "embarrassing things" thread ); but I have one Mastiff bitch that likes to take my dick/balls in her mouth afterwards, I feel her teeth but she's very careful, I've learned to trust her.
04-07-2018, 08:29 PM
Quote: I met a couple geldings whom did that ... lost a couple pubes but ....... wow oh wow ....... so much hot, wet, tongue, and .... if you've ever seen a horse draw water from a trough, you know they have suction power, and ...... yeaaaah ....
04-07-2018, 08:42 PM
Quote: The only note I add about that is that there's a startle response in horses, that they clamp their jaws. They can't help it. I've seen a horse playing with a blanket startle himself and be unable to let go, even as he ran into a fence trying to escape from it. Running into a fence with your dick between his teeth is going to leave a mark that won't be better in the morning. . . . . .[img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/ohmy.png[/img]/emoticons/[email protected] 2x" title=":o" width="20" /> |
