06-15-2020, 12:59 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-15-2020, 01:06 PM by heavyhorse.)
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11 hours ago, threelegs said:
He was doing it wrong ...
https://www.best-poems.net/e-e-cummings/...s-not.html
Interesting. I have to agree, and to disagree.
The way to hump a cow is definitely to push and then to pull. Copper ions notwithstanding, sticking a penny in and bellowing is not advised, it will attract unwanted attention.....
But the way to hump a cow is not to get yourself a stool. Get your own mini-cow so she's the right height to keep your feet firmly on the ground.
"Uncle Henry looked over at his nephew standing a few feet away. As expected he looked like a deer caught in the headlights. Flashing his trademark grin at the lad, he gave him a 'Thumbs up' sign and said. "And THAT'S how you fuck a cow."
