Funny/embarrasing moments with your critters

[zemlya]

The goat literally said "hey" clear as day, each time getting loader the farther I walked away from him.. A guy passing by said, "man I think that goats trying to get your attention" I Laughed and said "I guess so" I turned back around and went up to pet the goat, for a Lil while, needless to say he started pissing on himself, and my leg got soaked in some as well...  I walked away, after scratching him on the head a couple more times, and made my way to the bathroom.. Lol

He thought he was going to be part of a heavy petting barn, apparently.