What animal would you be?

[heavyhorse]

Bearing in mind the proposal was for just a day or so, and most of the time male animals spend waiting around for -someone- to go into estrus, I would have to say:




Draft horse stallion, on some farm with my own field (so I don't have to whup-ass some other horse), with females provided by humans for natural service.  




I have some reservation with being a dog; male dogs always seem to have a sort of awkward look on their faces after they tie.




I also wouldn't mind standing in for a boar hog, or a jack donkey.