Just admit it already!

[Ramseys]

Just admit it already!




Depending in what part of the world you are living, in the not too distant past, (or maybe even today) people shagged animals. A lot.




But no one wants to admit that their ancestors bumped nasties with the livestock.




Why did Great-great Grandma stop have kids at number 7 or 8 or 9? Did Great-great GrandPa finally figure out how to put that new fangled rubber thing on? Or did the morning milking's start taking longer? (I firmly believe that there been much more human semen squirted into cow cunts then bovine.)




And speaking of the "Family Cow". How many different meanings can you come up with?




With those 9 or so kids, we can assume several would be boys. With their own ragging hormones...

The "Nanny Goat" may have had more duties then just a 'wet nurse'.




There were cities, but for the most part, the population lived on farms. And what do farms have on them?




Bulls, bucks, rams, dogs and stallions. All eager to demonstrate the wonders of life to wide eyed kids.




How can a young lad look at the rear end of a ewe or doe, after seeing a ram or buck stuffing his long red penis into their pussy... The same way... Ever again?




Where does cow's milk come from? From bulls of course. He shoots it into the cow and later when she has her calf, presto, milk.




Spend the day riding on a mare checking fencing and such... Spend the evening riding her around the stall.




With a sow, she pumps out 10 or young'uns. With feed and care,  you'll have meat for months and sex for hours.




Even without farm critters, there are plenty of kids seen plenty of dogs, "Stuck Together".




You can't tell me that there wasn't more then a few young boys that noticed the huge mound when the family bitch layed on her back for belly rubs.




With all this sex being shoved into young faces, figuratively and literally, you're telling me, that not one didn't try something?




I know most of this has been aimed at males, but it's hard to know what is real and what is wistful thinking when it comes to female involvement. I do hope the ladies got to enjoy the simple, loving, joy of animal sex.




So come one folks. Just admit, that in your family's history, one of your ancestors had four legs.